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Hades but its the gods who reside on Mountain Dew
@compufox dammit ava
@violet music to my ears 
@compufox i just picture ambrosia as baja blast
@lyds its all coming together 
@compufox okay but actually appalachian gods would be a cool premise
maybe a white settler mythological pantheon getting overturned by appalachian Cherokee gods/protags
@yeenbean that would be incredible
Zag: father I just want to visit my family on the surface.
Hades: You do not understand, boy. Those relatives of yours can change their moods on a dime. He is called Code Red for a reason.