Hades but its the gods who reside on Mountain Dew
Zag: father I just want to visit my family on the surface. Hades: You do not understand, boy. Those relatives of yours can change their moods on a dime. He is called Code Red for a reason.
@compufox dammit ava
@violet music to my ears
@compufox okay but actually appalachian gods would be a cool premise
maybe a white settler mythological pantheon getting overturned by appalachian Cherokee gods/protags
@yeenbean that would be incredible