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*deep breath in*
*deep breath out*

i beat isaac, ???, mega satan, and delirium with tainted lazarus.

holy. shit.

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tainted lazarus is:
- hard
- kinda? maybe? a little bit? fun

he's like jacob and esau but 75% harder.

which is.........
it is! uwu

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had a REALLY good run going as the tainted lost and because of some careless mistakes i lost one shield and wasted another

i was in the corpse 2 when i died

one of these days i'll get to the bosses past it lives...

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i should just do a tainted cain run and make a shitload of eden's blessings and then do a tainted lost run.

that way i start out with some (hopefully) good shit

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have been doing a lot of challenges, I think I'm down to just 5 left, with one I still need to unlock

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WHEW got some of the few remaining normal-ish challenges out of the way,.

beat: Brains, Beans, Bloody Mary, and It's in the Cards

now all I have left are the fucking annoyingly difficult ones 👀💦

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this is just someone's trollsona.

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beat another challenge. just down to 5 now!

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spent about two hours doing some tainted cain runs to unlock the one challenge (pica run) i didnt have yet.

now that i have it unlocked im sure it'll be pretty easy to get done. its the last challenge im actually looking forward to lol

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this is why friends dont let friends use magic skin

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completely finished up tainted azazel's note! while i was at it i went ahead and did some hard mode runs with lilith and cut a nice swath of red on her note :3

ive tried doing a few tainted maggie runs as well, but i just cant get into the flow of her yet. i havent even been able to get to mom's heart with her ~w~

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i DID it. i beat aprils fool.

and FUCK you The Bloat


3 more challenges left

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*FIRST* run of the day and i beat the Speed! challenge!!!!

holy heck! :33333

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im down to TWO challenges left, Ultra Hard and Onan's Streak

😩 heck

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oh!!!!! my GOD!

i beat Onan's Streak after just two attempts! HEll YEAH (see pic below for items and stats)

now all i have left is fucking Ultra Hard. ;w;

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well this was a very good greedier run

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eve is such a fun character, it sucks you have to grind greed mode a bit to unlock the razor as a starting item. bc once you get it it kinda changes the whole way you play her and its great

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doing tainted lost runs really makes me relate to goku tbh

i face trials over and over
dying sometimes
until i yell and scream enough and (eventually) overcome

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been playing a lot of tainted lost.

*long sighs*

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*bites my controller*

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*squeezes my controller, holding back an scream*

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found the red key in a curse room and got so excited that I forgot what I was playing and fucking just. left the room and died and nothing has made me more angry today than that

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it feels like I can get ONE good tainted lost run before I just start like. over thinking shit and die.

great ~w~

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somehow I beat the boss rush AND the beast with tainted lost and now I can barely get past mom. ugh ~w~

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got tired of my loss streak being so high so i did a maggie run just to get some of her hard mode marks

unfortuantely the game cheated me out of a delirium kill. as in. i beat him, the cut scenes played but then nothing.

like. the boss was still there, his health was at zero, and nothing just happened.

and exiting and continuing just restarted the fucking fight. that i lost.

thanks game.

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finally got my rightful victory on delirium with maggie. took a break from her after i cleared up most of her other hard mode marks and moved on to cain and holy COW i forgot how GOOD he was.

he was the first character i got every mark on, and i havent really played him since then. but WOW. that SPEEd and DAMAGE just right out the gate. ESPECIALLY compared with maggie lmao

had a great run with him and got the marks for over half his note in that one run.

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finally got the last 'ace' card unlocked. (the ace of spades)

to unlock it you have to beat the lamb while also not picking up any bombs, hearts, or coins. items that give you those pickups directly are fine, but not ones where they just spawn them.

i accomplished this by doing a run as the lost and avoiding anything i could pick up sans keys and cards

by the third floor i was guppy and just fucking wrecking shit

felt good ngl.

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also it felt really *really* good to just. completely dominate a run with a character i used to loathe.

which made me feel like i really have gained SOME semblance of skill as a player throughout these ~500hrs

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did a bunch of runs yesterday and i got cheated out of my two items from eden's blessings i picked up in a run.

which sucks and tempts me to just cheat them in so i can get something on my next run. im OWED it :fox_triumph:

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"oh cool vanishing twin! this will be good so i can get more items!"

*goes to mines and runs into great gideon*
"haha okay. so. now what"

*checks wiki*
ah yeah. cool. a softlock. just like i thought.

great. cool. thanks game ~w~

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oh my God what an incredible run so far

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my first run in a few weeks and it went *very* well

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had an absolutely *incredible* run with azazel

didnt get hit at all in the void, which is pretty cool imo

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lmfao holy shit.

slogged thru a lazarus run to get the last few hard mode marks for him and decided to wind down with a keeper run and finish him up and holy shit

i wish i had streamed it. it was fucking. INCREDIBLE

i narrowly died like. 10 times on the mine chase sequence, ended up finding godhead and twisted pair in the "members only" shop, picked up the 4.5volt and technology before the boss rush and wiped the fucking FLOOR with every boss from mother to delirium lmao

shit was absolutely WILD.

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my biggest failings in this game are i just get so greedy.

"haha yeah i can do this miniboss. no biggie"


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whew. had a fantastic run with tainted lilith.

they gave her a buff in the new patch so that her familiar that fires tears actually fires *towards* enemies instead of straight ahead which is SO much better and shes SO much fun to play!

i literally beat mega satan and delirium without getting hit once.

good stuff :3

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i also have been playing with a new boss health bar mod because it does a lot of nice things (including having special elements for certain bosses)
and i think i caused it to glitch out? because all of a sudden sprites just started freaking out?

this was most amusing (and scary) during the mother fight, when the *only* other sprite in the room is the boss herself....

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had a pretty good run going with eden until i got into the corpse. lost about all of my health and ended up dying in the mother fight.

*literally* before the last hit. and im just ~w~


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on the plus side i apparently got "REAL Platinum God" which woo mee i guess?

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you know its a good plan when it starts out "okay let me intentionally crash the game"

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it turns out: it was a good plan and im a genius :blobfoxuwu:

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I am having the RUN of my fucking LIFE right now

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so I didn't want the run to end after I beat delirium and I found the perfect item combo to roll myself into the R key

so, after sucking EVERY bit of item charge I could out of the void I am now back on floor one. >:3

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so that run was just incredible.

I walked into rooms and destroyed everything.

and if I dared to fire anything I mostly inflicted damage to myself

when I got to the ??? fight I didn't move and let my army of boneys take out the boss

mega satan was over in 30seconds

just. what a run.

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I need to do Jacob&Esau, Delirium with Lazarus, Isaac with Maggie and then beast/greedier for those without it

and I will have gotten all hard mode marks with all non-tainted characters

I'm so close I can almost taste it

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I think I'm a lot closer to 100%ing binding of Isaac than I realize 👀

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lmfao in the new binding of Isaac update they fixed the thing that allowed me to get the R key last night.

literally that run would not have been possible if I had done it tonight.


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did a run to get the delirium marker with laz and almost beat delirium solely with Pay to Play, but I ran out of fucking coins lmfao

that happened when he was at ~25% health.

I almost fucking had it :p

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welp first Jacob & Esau run went well.......

like. very well

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*first J&E run on hard mode

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good god I fell right back in the swing of things with J&E

maybe???? im actually good at this game????? what the FUCK??????

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went through and fully completed Judas, Eve, Lilith, and Bethany

they already had greedier mode complete so they were easy to sweep up.

now to go through and do greedier mode for..... *sigh* every other character ~w~

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I love how all the advice for challenges is just "make sure you get <item>"
like, bitch. I would get it if I could ever find that shit :fox_triumph::fox_triumph:

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images that fill your heart with joy

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fully finished the keeper. had an absolutely phenomenal greedier mode run where I found the sacred orb super early and it gave me MANY high quality items the rest of the run. it was great.

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with the keeper fully cleared that brings my total fully cleared count up to 6

just 11 more :weary_computer_user:

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well heck, ive been getting greedier mode runs done left and right the last day or so.

i think i only need a handful more (3??) and then i just need to do the beast for everyone who doesnt have her beaten.

oh my god?? its happening?!?!?!

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@compufox how do characters start with negative health?

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@yeenbean the negative ones mean like. "soul" hearts which, once gone, don't leave a heart container that can be replenished

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@yeenbean those characters dont start with health that can be replenished. Like.

a "normal" heart leaves an empty container when depleted. a "soul" heart does not. It just goes away and you have to find another to replenish it (and they are much rarer than the "normal" health replenishing items)

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