saw “be gay, delete prod” in someone twitter bio and that’s fantastic

@deejvalen *sobs* n- no stopppp

can’t you see I’m trying to protect you?!? :blobfoxcry:

Asking the Lord to inscribe me in the book of life as a mother fucking hyena

oh cool got this document just like how I want now let me share it
*opens the modal*
*reconnecting for 5minutes*
“We’re sorry sharing is unavailable”

haha >:C

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in another world where whales are known as the adjudicators of truth, an online encyclopedia is littered with "cetacean needed".

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Some people would eat concrete if you told them an AI wrote the recipe

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