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re: binding of isaac 

good GOD

tainted cain is FUN

but you HAVE TO HAVE the damn. external item descriptions otherwise it would be a PAIN in the ASS

im an hour and a half into my run, not even to mom yet and im incredibly fucking powerful.

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@SeanAloysiusOBrien
A clipping from an article. It reads:

On March 11, 889 CE, 17-year-old Emperor Uda wrote:

On the 6th Day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwashi.

The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. It's length is 5 sun, and it's height 6 sun. I affixed a bow about it's neck, but it did not remain for long.

In rebellion, it narrows it's eyes and extends it's needles. It shows it's back.

When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see it's feet. It's as if it were circular Bi disk. When it stands, it's cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds.

By nature, it likes to stalk birds. It lowers it's head and works it's tail. It can extend it's spine to raise it's height by at least 2 sun. It's color allows it to disappear at night.

I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.

the first recorded mention of cats in Japan,

by the teenage emperor of the time, 9th century

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wip, my art, eye contact 

me yesterday: I'm gonna simple shade the hair tomorrow

me today: No i'm gonna try and make this work

⚠️ IMPORTANT: Users of Element Desktop/Web/Android, FluffyChat & Nheko should upgrade immediately to address a critical encryption vulnerability.

We are not aware of this being exploited in the wild yet, but as the bug is now disclosed please upgrade now. matrix.org/blog/2021/09/13/vul

remembering the one time I found an instrumental album before finding the version with lyrics and was like
"whoa I love how every song title just PERFECTLY matches each track"

I would be perfectly content existing in the comforting earthly plane of wifely flesh, but I am bound by glorious purpose to rise and create Growth for the cruel and blinding Gods... of corporatism

"another sprint planning?"

another fucking sprint planning

plurality barber shop shitpost 

*Staggered with rising notes*
Aetous: I'm gay...
Trixie: I'm gay...
Lillie: I'm gay...

*in unison
All: I'm gaaaaaayyy!!!

re: binding of isaac 

went through and did a lot of the forgotten's hard mode marks tonight.

did all but the beast and had some REALLY incredible runs.

the run from the screenshot below was just wild.
i took on mega satan and that bitch was only able to attack ONCE per PHASE
shit was wild

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Judge: What is this digital picture of an open field? Where is your client?
Lawyer: Look at the file format. This is the plain.tiff

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