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i log into a thing for work and it prompts me with a security question

there is no question.
it just says "uwu"

So apparently Humble Bundle decided that it would stop supporting macOS and Linux in two weeks, leaving two weeks for people to download their game for those platforms, not getting updates for them anymore, and also shutting down ability to download from the site, forcing you to go through their new Windows only launcher.

So I'll take this opportunity to make a casual reminder that there is nothing humble about humble bundle anymore.

Brain Fart, someone has probably already done this joke forever ago. 

"What is the Matrix? A miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk, Mr. Aaaaaandeeeerrrrsssonnnn. Have at you!"

Queer BIPOC interested in voice acting, there's an indie project looking for Black, Afro-Latinx, and NB Latinx voices. Paid gig. No previous experience necessary. USB/ XLR mic required for major roles, extras can get away with headsets or phones

nightshiftpodcast.carrd.co/#ca

you're saying i have to answer emails?.......... even though i'm literally a cute girl? ok....

repetition, brain noise 

*hands u a foghorn* *hands u a foghorn* *hands u a foghorn* *hands u a foghorn* *hands u a foghorn* *hands u a foghorn* *hands u a foghorn* *hands u a foghorn* *hands u a foghorn* *hands u a foghorn*

re: food, hyperbole 

(am just being a baby because i didnt get enough snacks :fox_triumph:​)

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food, hyperbole 

"oh boy i sure am glad i got groceries"
*looks in the fridge and cabinets today*
fuck i didnt get like. ANYTHING yesterday >:c

'Productivity' you say? hmm, interesting, maybe i'll try that tomorrow!

PSA: If your firefox browser suddenly starts consuming 100% of a CPU core and doesn't seem to load pages anymore, go to about:config, search for the key "network.http.http3.enabled" and set it to false

They just pushed the most vile and foul update and it broke everything

got a text from my bank with an access code and the text said "we will never ask you for this code"

well then why did i need to be texted the code if youre never gonna ask for it.
checkmate :thojne:

wordle 

Wordle 208 X/6

⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩
⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩

I’m so mad. It was practically a 50/50 chance on that last guess.

my streak is broken >:c

brb entergaging with my favorite Television brand by tweeting Hastag TheDingles on Tweeter

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