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okay i'll level with you

if my ass doesnt get touched every like 12 hours i'll like perish or something

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its really cool how all of my friends are attractive
its really shitty how far away all of them live

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nonsense pickup line 

god has cursed me with thick thighs and i want to make it your problem

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lewd, brain noise 

yeah my pussy gotta be radioactive bc every time u see it you grow an elephants foot

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"oh yeah i know how to flirt"
*over-interacts with your posts*

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also,, real quick.

if I have :ms_dont_at_me: in a post that also includes @ing me on other platforms about it.

unless *i* bring it up,,
dont.

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silly, cursed 

:melanie: my bazongos are all out there
:ava: youre bazingas
*uncomfortable silence as we both grapple with the reality of what we've created*

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idle thought, lewd 

growling and biting your collar to keep you from squirming away as I play with you~

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using top energy for evil is my queer villain power :thinknyan:

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open to be bullied 

smh what are you doing?
close this post

lewdish brain noise 

my favorite erotic horror film, Lake Flaccid

lewd, no context 

getting violently dicked down. but like. as buds :blobfoxpleading: :blobfoxpleading:

food, lewd nonsense 

when u get an unexpected jolt of horny

brain noise, pickup line 

hey babe come over and let me stim by plapping my hands on your thighs

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brain noise, pickup line 

how about we get together and run some thot experiments :blobfoxthinksmirk:

okay i'll level with you

if my ass doesnt get touched every like 12 hours i'll like perish or something

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slapping my own ass because it’s too nice not to

lewd, nonsense 

meet me at dick sucking tunnel if you wanna find out who the biggest and baddest is

lewd adjacent, brain noise, nonsense 

now this here’s a REAL dick suckers keyboard

brain noise 

yeah…. existence *is* kinda horny

genitals, brain noise 

yugioh voice
heart of the dong

lewd, brain noise 

hold up im about to go full ass suck mode on ur dick

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lewd, brain noise 

I just want to go full nom-core on your cock

nonsense, gential mention 

dragon ball z is so cool, i wish balls were real

emailing my manager like
“Sorry can’t come in today, slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing”

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