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I made a Merp as a Service API

if you don't want to read the readme, here's the gist of it:
GET /api/v1/merp
#=> { "merp" }

POST /api/v1/merp
amount: the amount of merps to receive

#=> { ["merp", "merp", "merp"] }

I'm hosting this API at

go nuts :foxheart:​

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Thinkin about punching myself in the nose so that I know I'm nobody to fuck with.

With the debate over #Microsoft #Windows vs #GNU #Linux raging on, I look at why Windows is unquestionably the top choice in the foreseeable in terms of ease, #accessibility, and #ethics. Noble as #FOSS advocacy is, can it really compete, especially among #women, going forward?

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because you're merp it

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Oh nice. I can upload images directly from nextcloud on android

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holy cow, minit is fun

its also very stressful x.x

remindme bot is my favorite.

is this tooting my own horn? maybe. but FUCK IT

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