@zac@computerfox.xyz

i want mastodon to look completely different. also i want it to have no accounts on it. it's just a blank page. that's the ideal social network for me

Ways that Jessica’s human form is like a giraffe:
1. Tall, leggy, awkward
2. Incredibly gorgeous despite looking kinda goofy
3. Stinky
4. Lesbian
5. Long muscular tongue, ladies =|;2c__
6. Able to outrun most predators or simply dispatch them with a single kick using my powerful leggies.
7. Quiet, responds to most things with a series of grunts and snorts, or by humming.

what's up gamers it's friday and i have a cute new icon by http://lucacrow.tumblr.com

More Masto etiquette

Content Warnings may be new to many of you

Try to think of them as being similar to the Subject line of an email

They're not censorship; they're not a punishment; they're not something that need only be applied in cases where the content is very offensive

They're a piece of meta-data that it is polite to provide and that you're expected to supply in certain cases to help others to decide whether/when to engage with your post

#RIP Tumblr

Trying to be ~Motivational~ but you need a bit more practice..

'the orange box with half life 2, and half life paul blart mall cop'

'be gay, do crimes 69-420'

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Graphic Design Is My Passion

it's been a couple years now but this is still one of the funniest things to me.

802.3af also known as 802.3 as fuck

#networking