xXGayFoxDisaster2019Xx @zac@computerfox.xyz

I made a Merp as a Service API

https://github.com/theZacAttacks/maas

if you don't want to read the readme, here's the gist of it:
GET /api/v1/merp
#=> { "merp" }

POST /api/v1/merp
Args:
amount: the amount of merps to receive

#=> { ["merp", "merp", "merp"] }

I'm hosting this API at https://computerfox.xyz/api/v1/merp

go nuts ​

dark moon energy

dab on the mayors

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M-x whats-this?

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you: "slack is bad because they don't encrypt messages, aren't an open platform and cooperate with the feds"
me, an intellectual: how DARE they make me write javascript.

todays fuck slack brought to you by:

forcing me to edit fucking installed JavaScript files to have a goddamn dark mode.

fuck you slack

just your daily reminder: fuck slack 👌

Oh noooo

thinking about hosting my music collection online via mpd and icecast

hhhnggggggg

*waves hands triumphantly to booing crowd*
haha YES! I'll be here all week

otamatune it

"okay cool that fight wasn't so ba-"

"""The machine is recharging"""
*large explosion large sinkhole opens in earth, MORE klaxons go off*
"""THE ALIENS! WERE! UNDERGROUND!!!"""

"okay time to save and go to be-"
*huge in-game klaxons go off*
"""ALERT GOLIATH CLASS MACHINE IN CITY RUINS""""

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it good 👌👌

oop seeing "Us"