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What is ZFS?
it's the Zac Filesystem
basically you give me all your files, via email or some kind of online storage and I take it, make 3 copies of it, change 2 of the copies to something different (to fool intruders), print out the correct copy and then store it in a safe under my bed
when you need it back you have to tell me your secret passcode and then I get the printout from the safe, scan it into a pdf and email it to you :3
it's revolutionary, groundbreaking, and production-ready
@zac Is there a FUSE module for this?
@solarkraft not yet, but if you shoot me a fax I can go ahead and start getting everything set up for you!