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*hangs fox on wall rack*
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*camera pans over to a silhouette of a fox with a question mark on it*
@zac i'm sticky fox because i'm slime
@xenon !!!! all natural fox-goop
@zac can we buy focks?
@zac Did you actually buy it
@zac i called now but i got a lawyer's voicemail, can i put in an online order instead while you're fixing your phone system?
@zac (i actually did call and get a lawyer's voicemail, we have reached that knee of the evening where lexie does goofy shit just because it seems like a good idea at the time)
@alexis (oh my fucking god hahahahaha you goof :p
@zac no idea what i would've said if he picked up but probably it would've been along the lines of "hi yes, i'd like to order a fox?"
either he'd hang up or it would be a fun conversation if he didn't
@alexis "hey uh.....
got any fennecs still in stock? i know theyre a bit zoomy, so i just wanted to check before i commit to the order