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i want mastodon to look completely different. also i want it to have no accounts on it. it's just a blank page. that's the ideal social network for me

@abby should be able to just

cd <masto dir> && bin/tootctl media remove

assassins creed is a documentary

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Ways that Jessica’s human form is like a giraffe:
1. Tall, leggy, awkward
2. Incredibly gorgeous despite looking kinda goofy
3. Stinky
4. Lesbian
5. Long muscular tongue, ladies =|;2c__
6. Able to outrun most predators or simply dispatch them with a single kick using my powerful leggies.
7. Quiet, responds to most things with a series of grunts and snorts, or by humming.

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what's up gamers it's friday and i have a cute new icon by lucacrow.tumblr.com

@Samburr uhoh
look out

got a big Game&Watch handhelds fan over here

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Fractal is officially a GNOME project! Hopefully that means we can get a nightly repo set up soon.
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More Masto etiquette

Content Warnings may be new to many of you

Try to think of them as being similar to the Subject line of an email

They're not censorship; they're not a punishment; they're not something that need only be applied in cases where the content is very offensive

They're a piece of meta-data that it is polite to provide and that you're expected to supply in certain cases to help others to decide whether/when to engage with your post

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:thonkery:​ learning how to correctly solve your computer problems
:thaenking:​ symlink it until it works

sorry
that post was toooooo good to leave as a private post

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Trying to be ~Motivational~ but you need a bit more practice..

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'the orange box with half life 2, and half life paul blart mall cop'

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