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you: feeling rammy
me: feeling like i want to rub my face on someones shoulder until i fall asleep

Have you had your daily dose of floof today? Surgeon General reccomends 1-10 daily helpings of floof!

hey, is there a way (program, website, any sort of prebuilt algorithm) to determine the most frequent patterns of bytes among a group of files? I have an idea for a compression format that uses simple lookup tables for patterns of bytes that I want to try and implement


To the #degoogle and #deletefacebook advocates, the #privacy and #FOSS advocates, please consider contributing editing to #OpenStreetMap. I want a good and usable alternative to current popular #maps apps.
:yoshi_eat: :yoshi_tongue_mid: :yoshi_tongue_end: 🗺

my english teachers: dee your writing is pretty good, but you use way too many parentheticals

me: fair point, but what if—bear with me here—i surrounded them with em dashes instead

my english teachers: *uproarious applause*

I’m working on an AP server in crystal lang.
Goals are
- Easily themeable without having to recompile, asset compile etc.
- Themes editable in the admin interface
- Integrated fallback rendering i.e. if you hit it without us/css turned on you get a brutaldon like experience
- All settings configable in the admin UI without server restart
- Otherwise shooting for feature parody with mastodon/pleroma

Night in the Woods team stream tonight! I am already so hype :3
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the fediverse taught me that stylishly using the word praxis in and out of proper context is good praxis

Don't feel bad or ashamed if you spend your week-end sleeping, resting.

It's *it's purpose*.

And in itself, resting is **not** doing nothing.

It's taking care of yourself, and allowing to gather back some energy. Some time to yourself.

Resting *is* doing something, for you. And it's a good thing to do sometimes.

On our way to the #HoofSquad biweekly social. See y’all there! 🦒🛡🦓

[picture: three adult and two juvenile reticulated giraffes along with two zebras, traveling a dirt path that’s lined by foliage.]

Being monogamous is just like saying that your love is proprietary software.

I'm at the studio but I'm here illegally because I'm both puppy and a snack

I've seen this image show up on my dash a few times, with replies full of people losing their shit over it. And seriously, the idea of patenting (or even owning) plants enrages me as much as it enrages you. Probably more.

But here's the thing. This is nothing to do with GMOs or late stage capitalism. In the USA, this has been happening since the U.S. Plant Patent Act of 1930.

This is what American capitalism has always been.

The image is originally from Reddit, by the way:

Anyways, I’m Lesbian Big Bird, this is my flag. Free to use for all fellow Big Bird lesbians.

[Orange/Pink lesbian pride flag with cartoon Big Bird superimposed]

alright i guess: zero suit isabelle

way better: varia suit isabelle

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're so fucking cute and happy that we can't help but squeal at each other.

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