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*presses pause on the timeline*
okay okay wait i'll brb

Toothily smiling at the thought of a developer wondering why our API response for an account returns a gentlies_kobolds property.

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brief sex ref in service of meme bullshit 

*goes to write mastodon bot and starts defining clients*

WaiT a sECOND

i literally wrote a framework for this what am i doing??!?!

oh wait
i guess they have some kind of protection in where you *have* to have some part of your bio filled out before it lets you post....

interesting...

oof getting 500 errors when i try to post :/

holy shit trollian.space has really nice theming

In the criminal justice system, the people are inhabited by two separate yet equally important Dick Wolfs. The Dick Wolf who investigates crime and the Dick Wolf who prosecutes the offenders. These are their stories.

okay so yeah mario maker 2 looks really good and im excited uwu

there are two foxes inside of you

shhh
they're curled up asleep

please dont wake them <3

i dont know what brought the 'two wolves' meme back but im thankful :fuwux:

fun tusky bug: change accounts before the current one finishes loading and it overwrites the chosen one with the current one! :blob_grinning_sweat:

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