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*presses pause on the timeline*
okay okay wait i'll brb

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Toothily smiling at the thought of a developer wondering why our API response for an account returns a gentlies_kobolds property.

β€” πŸ”₯β€Œ

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Hey, it's Friendsday Wednesday! Get in on this minecraft stream! We'll hang out with cool people... and... maybe build a thing? I said that last time and we ended up trying to breed villagers, idfk anymore.

truck.community

#Streaming #Minecraft
#TruckCommunity

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*goes to write mastodon bot and starts defining clients*

WaiT a sECOND

i literally wrote a framework for this what am i doing??!?!

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oh wait
i guess they have some kind of protection in where you *have* to have some part of your bio filled out before it lets you post....

interesting...

oof getting 500 errors when i try to post :/

im not surprised but like

still
πŸ‘Œ

holy shit trollian.space has really nice theming

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In the criminal justice system, the people are inhabited by two separate yet equally important Dick Wolfs. The Dick Wolf who investigates crime and the Dick Wolf who prosecutes the offenders. These are their stories.

okay so yeah mario maker 2 looks really good and im excited uwu

there are two foxes inside of you

shhh
they're curled up asleep

please dont wake them <3

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i dont know what brought the 'two wolves' meme back but im thankful :fuwux:​

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