I made a Reet as a Service API
https://github.com/theZacAttacks/raas
if you don't want to read the readme, here's the gist of it:
GET /api/v1/reet
#=> { "reet" }
POST /api/v1/reet
Args:
amount: the amount of reets to receive
#=> { ["reet", "reet", "reet"] }
I'm hosting this API at https://computerfox.xyz/api/v1/reet
go nuts